It’s funny how the face of a girl watching WBBD videos for the first time slowly changes with each image from stunned shock to open-mouthed mesmerized drooling.
The bigger the BBC, the bigger the gasp. Almost like her body is having an involuntary response - widening her mouth hole to accommodate the monster she just discovered. That’s why her mouth stays shut to your white shrimp.
You’re a camera man. A documentarian. A tripod. You’re literally demoted in your own marriage to the role of photographer. You’re certainly not going to be in any of the photos or videos so you may as well make yourself useful.