No woman has ever looked at your little penis and made a face like Kelsi Monroe is making at this BBC. Your tiny, pink limp noodle gets giggles or looks of disgust but never a gasp and moan with lips in the exact width of the beast in front of her.
You’re a camera man. A documentarian. A tripod. You’re literally demoted in your own marriage to the role of photographer. You’re certainly not going to be in any of the photos or videos so you may as well make yourself useful.
Your daughter has a new favorite clothing brand. She won’t wear any other company’s clothes and the logo has to be prominent. You think she looks like a walking billboard, but what do you know about fashion.
Let NeonDemon cage you. Let her introduce you to her favorite toy, “Gargantua.” She still won’t let you see her uncensored but she promises it will change your life.
