Oh come on, don't put on that desperate face, it's just some photos for your friends, family and coworkers, so they know you're fine and very happy, remember that you said yes to this, at least to the tying you up part hahah
A while ago, it was discovered that any kind of liquid that leaves an elf's body can be used in potion brewing due to its natural magical properties, shortly after the black market was booming