A Halloween party sounds like great fun, I can't wait to attend! And apparently it's being hosted by... Actually, I think I'm busy that night. I know, it sucks, but the Queen has so many shoes to clean. I hope the Queen and all the other Goddesses hav
In order to keep our pigs happy and healthy during the Queen's absence, The Matriarchy will once again be adopting the "Sunshine Standard" 800 calorie per day kale only diet. You're welcome! 🌈🌞
With Goddess Alex ruling over Venus with an iron visit, there has been a record number of pigs that have gone missing. Pigs are important for the economy of the Matriarchy. This is unacceptable!
