Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)
Look at you! You're so freaking adorable all tied up and helpless like that! Awww dont worry, your team was going to lose anyway, now we just get to have fun while they all watch! (Parkdale)
