Egging and TP'ing houses on Halloween is bad for the environment and causes property damage. Kids these days pull a more principled prank on neighbors who don't give candy.
I'm so stupid that I got caught by witch hunters, at least they didn't burn me at the stake, they took me to the tavern as a toy, I thought I could convince someone with my personal humility, and all people do is spit on me and beat me when my body is
