My wife/goddess often uses a ruler to show me why she calls my tiny penis a clit - then uses it to spank my clit head to express her dissatisfaction. Now she's added her ex-boyfriends measurements to it to drive the point home even more!
Imagine calling yourself "Dirty cum eater" then approaching someone way out of your league with rudeness and disrespect. Cum has gone to your head mate. Lock that cock and throw away the key. 🍆Lock them up and tease them until their blue balls bulge