Your little neon elf accidentaky got into civilization and tries a new look.... Do I look modern and like all those girls? Does a neon light fit me, my dnd-lover?šš
Why don't you stay a night at my love hotel? It's called Devilās Desire. Rooms include a succubus, a meal, and a bard box (our version of the karaoke machine.) All succubi are tame or if you prefer, tamable.
As you enter the catacombs you hear the sound of bats fleeing the chamber. The torches flare to life and you see the shadowy figure of the vampire queen standing before you. Roll initiativeā¦