The Orcs knew winning a war involved two parts: breaking their army in battle with superior might, and breaking in their greatest heroes with their superior cocks. (D-Rex)
He dominated us all, each and every one of us... we were powerless before him, so he took all of us as his prizes, now we live to be pleasured by monster cock. I'm so happy that I'm a weakling, and that I lost to him (tortuga)