All you knew is that your mom was going to confront your sister for dating your bully. Now you get a text from your sister telling you "Bro! Mom is lubing him up real nice for me."
Your mom aaked me to send you this pic of her. Told you not to worry since she was taking shelter in my home and had to remove her clothes cause they all got wet. Gave your mom the only thing I had in the drawer and she took it gladly.