*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b
The M.A.L.E.S. come together, to talk of rebellion and freedom - But Queen Alex's threats of permanent chastity (and worse) seem to have thwarted their plans...
Even though I get the ick seeing pigs touch my bestie, I have to admit it was kind of fun watching her magical teasing techniques turn his brain into mush
