After being defeated by the lizardman general I thought I would be sacrificed to their ancient gods. I was told I would instead be receiving their greatest blessing: the opportunity to breed with such a powerful warrior. (ItchyEars)
I sold my body to demons for promises that after 4 years of service, I'll become immortal. Yesterday my contract neared it's end, but I asked if it could be extended indefinitely- (Temporalwolf)(LoQO)