"If I wanted a bunch of useless tongue flapping, I'd have asked Draco to tell me about his family. Get back in there and work for it, you filthy little worm." - Daphne Greengrass, holding court in the Slytherin Common Room.
Dean's List: Dean Thomas knows that treating a lady right doesn't always mean treating her nice. Padma Patil knows that neckties make great blindfolds and restraints in a pinch. Knowledge is power, and power is sexy.