One day I pretended to be sick before school. I showed my mom my hard, throbbing morning wood, saying it was swollen with pain. I lied and said I couldn't touch it myself, and asked if she could help me feel better with her mouth. She sucked and slurped
Your girlfriend joked about needing to fuck her professor to pass his class so you dared her to do it as a joke.. you didn't actually think she'd go through it