Hermione finally got on the Dean's List. At Hogwarts that's just a list of girls who've had Dean Thomas' dick in their mouth. It's pretty long. The list, I mean.
(Hogwarts Mystery) Chiara Lobosca is always looking for wild monkshood for some reason. She's quite willing to pay for it, she just wishes you wouldn't come to collect while she's helping out in the Infirmary.