Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
