I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
The only thing worse than finding out my bank account was wiped clean is that my credit cards got maxed out buying.. shovels?? This is going to take weeks to get straightened out.
Following yesterday's press release, just a reminder that ruined orgasms from Goddess are not a reward, or kindness! They are another form on humiliation and torment, meant to rob us of our masculinity and negate the need for us to have the real, satisf
By Order of Generalissima Alex, the civilian government of the Matriarchy is dissolved and the entire Matriarchy is now under martial law. The Queen shall be arrested.
