I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
The pig chefs are hard at work, making sure that Queen Alex's State Dinner will be absolutely perfect! It will be once I offer up a few suggestions to the recipes.
While going through the former Head of State's files, I found out there was another former disgraced Queen hiding out in Hera. My Royal Guard was quick to apprehend her. What should I do with her now?
