For the briefest moment today, I actually believed I might get to have sex for the first time since arriving in the Matriarchy. The Pirate Queen had other ideas. The result was far more humiliating and emasculating that I imagined.
Some free male detective is sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. If an ambitious pig deals with him and makes this problem go away for me, I will let that pig stick his nose somewhere much more rewarding.
Whoever had the audacity to vandalize this brand new expensive sports car, know that my Cadets and I will stop at nothing to find you and bring you to justice for your crime 😏
