I'm holding Auditions for a new boy toy to keep Me satiated-- Unfortunately you were disqualified per the size requirement clause of the rulebook and demoted to a public service slave. πΏπ€£ Surrender your possessions and get in line.
No one else understands you. No one else makes you feel like this. Makes you feel whole, accepted, encouraged. No one else pushes you like I do. No one else motivates you like I do. I am all you need. I'm everything you desire.