“Mmm fuck you’re so much tighter than my wife. Oh hey honey didn’t notice you, could you grab us some water, I’ve been fucking her brains out for hours.” You’re nothing but a water bitch for your husband as he fucks your best friend in ways h
Its always nice to be the first one to destroy a toilet for the day, it almost makes you feel powerful and a bit selfish, sorry, not sorry, to the next guy in line.