My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
i had a bad beta today!! so i broke their key in the walmart parking lot after i got some tools :) when a beta is on the verge of key destruction due to their behavior, i put them on my blue balls keychain! i promise they deserved it <3