I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
It's truly despicable that someone would steal Queen Alex's underwear. I'm willing to buy them from the thief in order to return them to her, no questions asked.
Inspecting some of the males that are creating the new religious shrine to me... Thinking about taking one home with me to my stables... who to pick...
A Halloween party sounds like great fun, I can't wait to attend! And apparently it's being hosted by... Actually, I think I'm busy that night. I know, it sucks, but the Queen has so many shoes to clean. I hope the Queen and all the other Goddesses hav
