"That's right Dog. Lick your Masters cunt like the good little obedient pet you are. Mmmm, that's it, get your tongue in there deeper; you'll get to breath when I allow you to do so, and that time is certainly not now."
Egging and TP'ing houses on Halloween is bad for the environment and causes property damage. Kids these days pull a more principled prank on neighbors who don't give candy.
