(Hogwarts Mystery) Chiara Lobosca is always looking for wild monkshood for some reason. She's quite willing to pay for it, she just wishes you wouldn't come to collect while she's helping out in the Infirmary.
Hermione finally got on the Dean's List. At Hogwarts that's just a list of girls who've had Dean Thomas' dick in their mouth. It's pretty long. The list, I mean.
"ACT-ually, the term Honeymoon comes from the Pagan tradition of a bride and groom drinking mead for- oh! There we go!" Hermione Granger, yes of course she kept her name.
