My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
Imagine calling yourself "Dirty cum eater" then approaching someone way out of your league with rudeness and disrespect. Cum has gone to your head mate. Lock that cock and throw away the key. 🍆Lock them up and tease them until their blue balls bulge