You thought your girl would for sure choose you if she had to say who’s dick she’d rather fuck. That she chose mine the second we dropped our pants was definitely a shocker for you…
After your crush found out you liked her, she said you could kiss her on one condition, if your bully gave her a facial you had to clean up with your tongue.
I was worried about what my friends would think when my mom told me to get out of the pool and go clean my room. But apparently they don't mind being alone with my mother.
