I sold my body to demons for promises that after 4 years of service, I'll become immortal. Yesterday my contract neared it's end, but I asked if it could be extended indefinitely- (Temporalwolf)(LoQO)
Oh thank you master Ganondorf! Thank you for beating up this stupid sissy who was trying to drag me back to the palace! My place is here by your side, and now, you've got a new toy to play with! (Liuskin)