Aww silly little puppy, You got so desperate you wet yourself. now look at the mess you’ve made, playing with yourself without my permission? this behaviour is gonna need punishing.
Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)
