I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.
So, I know Portlandia is a dreadful, savage place, where dangerous men roam wild without proper feminine rule. But just think how much better it could be, if they only had the right powerful woman in charge, to whip them into shape. Perfect job for an as
