I'm so stupid that I got caught by witch hunters, at least they didn't burn me at the stake, they took me to the tavern as a toy, I thought I could convince someone with my personal humility, and all people do is spit on me and beat me when my body is
"I made fun of some girl’s cosplay at the convention and she got a bit mad at me… then weirdly I passed out… when I woke up, I was gagged, at eye-level with her swaying ass, dragged by a leash, through the convention for everyone to see.. inhaling