My slaves all rose up agaisnt me. They were sick of my treatment, so they broke free, chained me up and now they use me as a free use doll. It's my punishment for being a cruel owner... I deserve this (adoohay)
I should have known better than to trust an Elf to submit that report by the deadline. You immortal types have no grasp of time whatsoever, so i'm sure you won't mind if I leave you like this for a while
