So, I know Portlandia is a dreadful, savage place, where dangerous men roam wild without proper feminine rule. But just think how much better it could be, if they only had the right powerful woman in charge, to whip them into shape. Perfect job for an as
I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
The M.A.L.E.S. come together, to talk of rebellion and freedom - But Queen Alex's threats of permanent chastity (and worse) seem to have thwarted their plans...