Our Queen is doing amazing work overseas to increase our pig supply. As Head of State, I am calling for a thorough safety inspection of the Hera Slave Markets to be sure that we can handle the influx of new slaves.
In order to keep our pigs happy and healthy during the Queen's absence, The Matriarchy will once again be adopting the "Sunshine Standard" 800 calorie per day kale only diet. You're welcome! 🌈🌞