Oh mistress thank you for teaching me my place. I'm nothing more than your footstool, a sad loser who has no right to challenge you anymore. Thank you for still letting me watch you play as you rest on me (sleepygimp)
Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)
