My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
Your plans for the night? Sitting in your room alone, humping your pillow like the dumb broken gooner you are. With every pathetic thrust you get weaker, making Me more powerful. It’s a win/win.
