Your wife got you to confront your bully. Once he knocked you out she knew she needed a real man. You wake up to her being fucked like this asking him to snuff you out
After your crush found out you liked her, she said you could kiss her on one condition, if your bully gave her a facial you had to clean up with your tongue.
When my bully figured out who my crush was, he forced me to set up a date with her, or he'd make my life a living hell. I don't know if this is better....
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.