My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
being locked like this makes me go insane, i gotta be plugged almost all of the time to deal with the heat 🥵 have to keep that hole open and ready for new year’s eve 🎄✨would you be happy to receive a gift like this? 🎁
