"My liege, these two elf insurgents and one of their human sympathizers tried to sabotage your new dam on the river. I suggest we make an example of them to all who would oppose your right to flood the elven forest." (RoxyRexArt)
"I made fun of some girl’s cosplay at the convention and she got a bit mad at me… then weirdly I passed out… when I woke up, I was gagged, at eye-level with her swaying ass, dragged by a leash, through the convention for everyone to see.. inhaling
