With Goddess Alex ruling over Venus with an iron visit, there has been a record number of pigs that have gone missing. Pigs are important for the economy of the Matriarchy. This is unacceptable!
*Private Journal Entry* My apartment smells like a fucking greenhouse because of Lockcock's constant pot use. He is using because of his PTSD from being left on the whipping post for 6 months. I want this mentally ill motherfucker out of my apartment. W
