I can’t even go to the beach anymore without these creeps trying to get all over me. The only way to calm them down is to let them write something on my body. They told me it means good luck
The vault dwellers always turned out to be the best pleasure slaves, their naivety and fresh bodies perfect to become obedient toys in the wasteland. (Cherry-Gig)
The coach threatened to kick me off the team if I didn’t swim faster. He made me take off my swimsuit so I could glide better in the water. „Coach, you are really sure that the new regulations allow me to enter the competitions without a swimsuit?“