*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
Apparently the (unfortunate) popularity of the Queen Alex dolls has ignited an unexpected trend amongst some Goddesses: acquiring dolls for their pigs to fuck, thus making their rare orgasms even more humiliating.