Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!
Bound and force-fed aphrodisiacs until she is reduced to a quivering mess, begging for a single touch and promising to do anything just to feel some relief.