Zelda should have listened when she was told not to go out by herself during Bokoblin mating season. Now she’s nothing more than their breeding whore.(Sabudenego)
"My liege, these two elf insurgents and one of their human sympathizers tried to sabotage your new dam on the river. I suggest we make an example of them to all who would oppose your right to flood the elven forest." (RoxyRexArt)