My wife/goddess often uses a ruler to show me why she calls my tiny penis a clit - then uses it to spank my clit head to express her dissatisfaction. Now she's added her ex-boyfriends measurements to it to drive the point home even more!
My girlfriend often says how sad she is that I can't fuck her in some positions that she really likes. It came up this morning while I was spooning her. I'm glad we have a relationship where she can be completely honest about that stuff.
Locktober comes to an end in a few days and my property will be humiliatingly milked and fed a months worth of his filth! How should he be milked and fed? I want it humiliating!
My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
