My wife/goddess often uses a ruler to show me why she calls my tiny penis a clit - then uses it to spank my clit head to express her dissatisfaction. Now she's added her ex-boyfriends measurements to it to drive the point home even more!
My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...