I work as a sperm donor... My boss gave me a raise but didn't tell me that from now on clients can fuck me 24/7 to increase my milk production. This is how I looked when I felt a real penis inside me for the first time..
"My liege, these two elf insurgents and one of their human sympathizers tried to sabotage your new dam on the river. I suggest we make an example of them to all who would oppose your right to flood the elven forest." (RoxyRexArt)