I remember our first date ended up in bed.... I remember how your cock throbbed and had strong erections. NOW NOT I remember how you used to fuck my pussy and I would fake orgasms because your cock was so tiny that it just tickle me.
My wife/goddess often uses a ruler to show me why she calls my tiny penis a clit - then uses it to spank my clit head to express her dissatisfaction. Now she's added her ex-boyfriends measurements to it to drive the point home even more!