This seems like an excellent place to share my slightly insane fuck or die fic I wrote and posted last week, if anyone is up for an unconventional pairing
"Thanks so much for helping me find Melark's Mystical Manual of- Oh dear! That's the THIRD time you've tripped! And you keep dropping pencils! Maybe I should help you get to the infirmary." -Liz Tuttle, Hogwarts Mystery