Hermione finally got on the Dean's List. At Hogwarts that's just a list of girls who've had Dean Thomas' dick in their mouth. It's pretty long. The list, I mean.
"If I wanted a bunch of useless tongue flapping, I'd have asked Draco to tell me about his family. Get back in there and work for it, you filthy little worm." - Daphne Greengrass, holding court in the Slytherin Common Room.
