"I made fun of some girl’s cosplay at the convention and she got a bit mad at me… then weirdly I passed out… when I woke up, I was gagged, at eye-level with her swaying ass, dragged by a leash, through the convention for everyone to see.. inhaling
I would have thought it would take a little longer for a "proud dragon warrior" to break, but you seem like you're enjoying this a little more than you let on.