"ACT-ually, the term Honeymoon comes from the Pagan tradition of a bride and groom drinking mead for- oh! There we go!" Hermione Granger, yes of course she kept her name.
"If I wanted a bunch of useless tongue flapping, I'd have asked Draco to tell me about his family. Get back in there and work for it, you filthy little worm." - Daphne Greengrass, holding court in the Slytherin Common Room.